(Inspired by an Amenpanda creation.)

Am I the only one whose tits are calm right now?

I do not understand why everyone it taking her answer to what she plans for 2012 as official confirmation of a new album/EP.

“I’m looking forward to putting out a new album and going on tour.”

Just before saying this she said that she was more process oriented than goal oriented.  We know that her creative process is always ongoing, and that she is always writing and creating new music.  I don’t take “putting out a new album” as “releasing a new album.”  Knowing Gaga, it more likely means “working on a new album,” which we know she is always doing.

She has said in the past that she wants to take full time to promote this album and tour for it, so it just wouldn’t make sense that she’s releasing another album/EP like TFM this year, considering her tour will have barely started.

Basically, I feel like people need to calm their tits for now until we hear directly from her “I am releasing a new album in the year 2012.”  That remark was very offhanded and considering how much new music means to us (and she knows that), I can’t imagine that she’d “announce” something that big in such an offhanded way.

I’d like to be wrong; I want new music just as much as the next monster, but I really suggest that people calm themselves before hearing something more official lest they end up being super disappointed.

We’re at the movies right now and saw this in the parking lot.  Paws up hooker

We’re at the movies right now and saw this in the parking lot. Paws up hooker