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Am I the only one whose tits are calm right now?

I do not understand why everyone it taking her answer to what she plans for 2012 as official confirmation of a new album/EP. “I’m looking forward to putting out a new album and going on tour.” Just before saying this she said that she was more process oriented than goal oriented. We know that her creative process is always ongoing, and that she is always writing and creating...

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I just had a long, quality conversation on Omegle, and that doesn’t usually happen (considering I spend far too much of my time trolling). It all started with choosing between Harry Potter and Doctor Who (I chose the Doctor), and it escalated to a profound conversation about life and education and goals etcetera etcetera, concluding with a discussion of the regulatory and physiological...

Dec 28th

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Reblog if there's no snow for Christmas where you...

melissa-42: keepcalmandsmash: hungarysovaries: a-goodnight-kiss: euphoricburst: cookie-maid-anon: withmyfisheyes: this is what happens when you live down south No snow in Auburn, New York, Welp, time to move to Russia. Maryland get your shit together and snow already. No snow in Ohio either. THIS SHIT IS CRAZY. It’s summer down here! It’s hot as fuck now! D= we...

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willcares asked: Hi. I LOVE Gaga and Minecraft. :3 Just wanted you to know you're not alone. BTW, if you ever wanna come play on muh server, IP: xegaming<dot>com if you do just say Paws Up! so I know its you. :3

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The very last Calvin & Hobbes Comic

marcagotchi: amenpenis: jocalderboneme: dontyourealizeviennawaitsforyou: diwata-jones: thatqueerpoet: apolloreincarnated: arcticmachi: mizzkatheriney: AWWW :( My heart actually sank. THE FUCKING PILLS ARE STARTING TO WORK! Calvin’s Mom, you’re such a bitch. Excuse me while I go cry forever. Oh my god no… SOBBING FOREVER. omg i dont usually reblog these but...

Nov 30th

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Being an envious lazy little slut pays off...

So a while ago I followed the user on twitter “hausofmatt” because I terribly wanted that username. I was an envious little slut. WELL, today I was strolling through my timeline and I see that someone I follow retweet something, but I don’t recognize their username. I quickly realize that the individual previously known as hausofmatt HAS ABANDONED THE COVETED USERNAME. Of...

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aaronmoskal: alexysmichele: devinleighbee: iceedwin: Ok did you watch that? DID YOU?! Ok. Now everyone stop at 2:00 See the guy in the back? THIS GUY!? I’m sure you didn’t notice him did you? Well you should have. His name is Aaron and he is one of the smartest, kindest, funniest, enthusiastic individuals I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. He is such a good person and everyone...

Nov 4th

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“Re: Replacement of mouse balls If a mouse fails to operate or should it...”

– I die every time I read this.

Oct 27th

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This is terrible. Why would anyone do this? →

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Reblog if you'd rather legalize gay marriage than...

Please.

Oct 18th

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devinleighbee asked: Dude how far are you in Doctor Who? I just finished the Father's Day episode in season 1. I really don't like nine. He's mean and his ears are huge

Oct 15th

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